Thursday, December 17, 2009

Miami Cruising Places Gay

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

"There are times when even a story going right I bow to the left" - Q. Tarantino

around the corner, down the street from the losers, all downhill, after passing a river of tears will find the house of blues. There

spend the nights in the company of Johnny Walker, who is my best friend because it is another failure like me, or even worse, because he has walked 190 years and never seen him go anywhere, always there waiting for me after the bar.

And no, I think that when I spend enough time with him, everything is less important, I do not care that utopias have wings and fly, or have disappointed all those who know me, or be ugly on the outside and inside.

And then singing until my throat explodes, and bad girls kiss, I reach for my dignity under a skirt and break the glass of the mirrors of the tiger because I do not like the guy who lives inside.

And sometimes like the other day I fall and lose my keys and phone, and do not know where I am, and I think I'm dreaming, but it is not so, because in my dreams you always come out that day and were not anywhere, and then someone comes and picks me up, saves me from hitting bottom, I returned the wallet and keys, I put on land, it helps me sit down. And he says

- Joder macho, and you look like a noisemaker ...

And we talked a while, laugh, and I feel comfortable with strangers because I have not yet had time to disappoint. Give me an album of his group, well sealed, pure, and I look at the name, and say

- Fuck me ... if you call ...

http://www.marcelluswallace.com/

Marcellus Wallace, like Ving Rhames character in Pulp Fiction. And in my state
think the film has been my savior, which is a sign from God (thought rare for an atheist) and I owe an article on the blog Tarantino and my new friends a little promotion.

promotion already, so ...

Inglourious Basterds (2009) Quentin Tarantino



I'm not going to cheat, Inglourious Basterds, or Basterd no glory (yes, with e), it seems a fucking masterpiece of cinema. The best movie this year, and so I am pleased that I write this is known to have been nominated in four categories of the Golden Globes. If it was for me would give all the awards possible.

Does that make me another Tarantiniana ball court? Surely

.

But first I must clarify that in many occasions I have expressed my distaste for the strange phenomenon that created the two volumes of Kill Bill, representative of what bothers me most Standard fan Quentin Tarantino.

me explain ...

not say this because plagiarism / honors a lot of movies in these two films, but because many applaud this work, a love song to the movies Grindhouse and B series, the Exploitation, the spaghetti western and then chambara neglecting to follow the same pedantez's always the same gender, they say, lower.

A sample, the celebrated scene in which the bride says Vernita's daughter, "If when you grow even resent me for it ... I'll be waiting "after killing his mother before him, is taken from The Punisher (The Punisher, 1989) version of the Cannon Group with Dolph Lundgren, in particular the time this settles the gangster Gianni Franco in front of his son.

The same can be said that fight against a bunch of samurai with a color filter azulete. However, most of the public to follow any film by Mark Goldblatt, and then applaud an author who has made the claim of the subgenera flag.

The Punisher (1989) vs Kill Bill (2003) respectively







always Tarantino films have built their second supposedly materials. Either Pulp Fiction, a recreation of a universe out of those cheap pulp novels that had put yellow and bizarre stories far removed from serious literature, Reservoir Dogs (idem, 1992), unacknowledged remake of City on Fire (Lung fu fong wan, 1987) Ringo Lam (which certainly went a couple of movies Van Damme) and Death Proof (idem, 2007), a daring mix between the giallo and the road movie with zero limit point (Vanishing Point, 1971) as a reference during the second half.

And although the film takes us there are echoes of prestige productions as The Man trapped (Man Hunt, 1941) o Hangmen Also Die (Hangmen Also Die!, 1943) it is not unusual to shoot his first movie called "war, the iconoclastic director of Tennessee has taken direct inspiration That damned armored train (Quel treno maledetto blindato, 1978; called Inglorious Bastards in the USA) by Enzo G. Castellari, a specialist in Italian Exploitation. Or at least that was what was sold during the preproduction of the film, because the end result, only shares the title with entertaining film starring Fred Williamson (who appeared in From Dusk Till Dawn) and Bo Svenson (with a cameo in Kill Bill vol2).


Then this the misleading promotional campaign that sold us shooting after shooting, which at the time I could not believe it except the action scenes from Kill Bill vol1 (the work of Yuen Woo-ping) Quentin Tarantino's films has never been noted for action but to create suspense through the verb, and verb Inglourious Basterds is, a lot because it is full of some great dialogue full of irony and friquismo, but above all a sense of humor.


conceived only way that Brad Pitt and voice imitating Marlon Brando's chin also dare to dress like Vito Corleone Italian broken at the end of the film and then miss a carnation to be caught by a group of Nazis like in The Godfather (The Godfather, 1972). Or that his character is called Aldo Raine, the actor Aldo Ray, and has the neck marked with the scar of a rope as Clint Eastwood made two errors (Hang'em High, 1967).


nod to Western latter is very consistent, because the bastards well could pass for a group of Apaches, given their penchant for cutting the hair of their victims.

addition the soundtrack is saturated with themes of spaghetti westerns, not to mention the gadgets Donnie and Omar at the end of the tape mismísmo own Sabata and start referring to Once Upon hour (C'era una volta il West, 1968) and The Searchers (The Searchers, 1956).

It is precisely the first scene of Farm Christoph Waltz give life of Hans Landa impeccable form that makes the tone for the rest of chapters that divide the story, long conversations, while the elastic band of thriller stretched to breaking, and thus exploited.


Then there is the group of bastards, a compendium of fricazos, where the director mocks squads stray bullets that appeared in The Devil's Brigade (The Devil's Brigade, 1968) or The Dirty Dozen (The Dirty Dozen, 1967). Where those types showed a strong and bragados, Tarantino recruits a little characters as Utivich (aka the man) and Omar fled appears Revenge of the Nerds (Revenge of the Nerds, 1984); to a golem Jew, Donny, with a penchant for hitting head and a nazi scab, a reference to Harmstorf Raimund character in "That Madit armored train," named Hugo Stiglitz, the actor of the same name.

and joined late Hicox, film critic before the war, alluding very clear to Graham Greene.


As I said before each scene / chapter operates independently and together create a whole outstanding. Dance between comedy, Exploitation and recycling pop culture. That

Hitler with the appearance of Bugs Bunny cartoons, the fictional movie projected on film (The pride of the nation, kartoffel back Back to Hell, To Hell and Back, 1955), and the joke that portrays the Nazi extravagance, such as pipe size and Landa exaggerated boot-shaped glass to drink beer in the SS officer in the tavern, all rogues and exaggerated details complete with notes cults like the poster in the cinema "The sting of bitter tears" of actress Zarah Lean which said it was a spy as von Hammersmark is Bridget (Diane Kruger) in the film.

could
spend all day talking about the events that punctuate the film, but the best is that they are all very well integrated into a story that works great as long as one knows into his game, as the moment of Landa and Raine in the forest with a background as in "Miller's Crossing" (Miller's Crossing, 1990) which in turn was "The Third Man" (The Third Man, 1949), perfectly embedded in history.

Tarantino begins to accept himself more and keep less appearances because Inglourious Basterds is sincere and consistent, no alibi, is a great while Africa is beautifully done at the technical level, but without the artificial gravity and artificial Kill bill vol2, providing enjoyable this time the shamelessness that emanated European Exploitation films, they were able to engulf anything that was fashionable, as did Enzo G Castelari, which supported his entire career in exploiting the slipstream of the success of others, only Tarantino appointment phagocytes and honor the texture and the attitude of those and the citing authors, and also builds a film personality and identity.

already hit many as he wanted in a mixture as risky.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

How To Reat Coughing In A Small Baby

Reflections of the mini-yos: Terror Christmas shopping


As you all know, Christmas brings with it an overflowing consumerism ( "Buy! Buy!" "Peace, Shopaholic mini-me" )

Just so I plan to show you the worst nightmares of the mini-selves when they are buying.

complexed Mini-Me: May I clothes look bad.


hate that damn costume shop. There seems to be telling you that 10000057869 people who pants that fit better than you.




Gothic Mini-me: shopping in the town where I live.

Yes, it may seem exaggerated, it comes down to that.

Mini-me angry: go shopping with my mother.


Is not it unnerving?


Mini-me poet, who understand what you want.


God, I do not get when you run out of fashion for animal prints!




Mini-Me mystique.




(into phone): With the Conxo, please.



Anyway, I hope you have a good holiday. I wear a 10 in philosophy, what I'm going to complain? XD. I'll upload more calving season, I swear.




Ah! And for fans of ELDNVLP ( http://bleedingamy666.blogspot.com/ ) SWEAR that now that No more I'll get to write exams. (I'm still a girl bueeeno). BUT have pity, because this chapter is coming laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargo (at least in writing) and I just started a new novel ^ ^. I pegueis! Do not let this I'm doing ^ ^ (I hope ¬ ¬).


Many kisses and spending: D


PD: Lyria (read "Ana") have to teach me to tune this. I do not want to be like another 50,000 aesthetically Uu

Oh, and if I can skip the part of the curse in Aramaic, the better XD

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Framed Corrugated Iron Fence

Happy birthday, sweet, sweet Amy Lee

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Braces Cost In Victoria

ideas clear and chocolate thick I do not know how to put up with several







Today I will make a brief review of the journalists (and not as journalists) who interviewed more cantosos WT or Ev, and that makes you want to make something.

The brasileirito malrollero: Expert roll out evil where none exists. His maxims are:

* Amy is fucked. Always. Whatever happens. * Terry is

fucked therefore Amy is even more screwed.

* Being happy does not sell.

His greatest achievement is to spend 1 minute and peak Terry disease. even after he has explain everything that had happened, brasileirito malrollero, unsatisfied, brought a neurosurgeon that instead of having white coat wearing a checkered jersey, top of the credibility, which "rejects" the argument Terry, as if he had something to refute.

Although the best, if possible, is:

1 - Blaming Evanescence Terry's Disease (1:33)
2 - Take and passed through the lining of cock words of encouragement from Amy ( 2:40)
3 - Will Confuse Boyd Dennis Rider (2:44) Luckily

Terry was born without nerves and everything you sweat, if not split the face.



























The English "graciosillo" His maxims are:






* I am funny.




* are translated from English to English that neither the google translator.







His greatest achievement was to confuse "High school" with "Junior High" and so smugly say that Amy and Ben met in high school (0:47), after she specified: " to camp "(" in a camp "). You have to fuck.



And if that were not enough, says BMTL going to get to frame boldly when Amy falls from the building and say, "Oh, that we kill the girl!". Amy's face to "those English are jerks" said it all

















The guess: crih crih crih * * It is not a reporter, but the aunt brings them balls. His maxims are:



* Amy smell fear, and smells like knowing that I will say the same thing to Terry, but in reverse.



* "Xon", nice, I give a shit that this does not work hit me most, I scared to Amy and that's what matters.



This lady deserves a mention special. Who would have thought that one day he would wake up and it would be the very opposite Evanescence asking him to read the future. With the face of concentrated I had, I suppose you would have paid well. Although John (1:25) were outraged that he had right to the future (yes, man, you have a family, a woman, some children, we need not repeat it 20 times), when came the turn Terry, came good. When she told him that she loved her friend he was, as we say chemical, looking Oito. The best thing is instinctively drawn to Amy's cameras in the plan: (Read with sarcasm) "Terry loves her friend? We have no idea who he is, right Bill? "" No idea, Charlie. Not the slightest. "It was very cute when he said he would be a counter war stories to their children and grandchildren (ie, escape) is larger brother (0:46) and frame to Amy again, whose face seems to be saying "And the award goes to ... Esevaaserelpadredemishijos"


Although, if anything, the best was when it came his turn to Amy (1:07) and the poor, the ovaries of a tie, preferring to catch and turn off the cameras . The truth is that the later comment by Terry (1:33) to suspect the worst. Señora guess, you are GOD.









calentorro Reporter: More left than the peak of iron. Or more. Imagine. Your maximum are


Tetasssssssssssssssssssssh

* * Culosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

Coñossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

* * Sex
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

* More sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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* Sharon is finger food.


I know, the guy ready, ready, what is said is not ready. But an American, are all well. If not, look at Bush.

His first big goof was passed in the ass all the information you could provide on WT and asking the poor Sharon: What time is it there in London? (0:12).

Later, the sexual aspect came to light having this conversation with Sharon (from 1:39):
R: Are you married?
S: I'm not married!
A: You have a boyfriend?
S: Yes, I have.
A: It's good in bed?
S: hahahaha! What?
A: That if you care about your needs as a woman.
S: Yes, do not worry. I'm fine.
Anyway, luckily Sharon is patience personified.
Ah, of course, English is synonymous Crap Shit. I think. An insult is, of course.




And now, deserves special mention:

MAMPORRERA * PRESENTATION *

Well, I guess everyone mamporrera know the well-known question. You ask him first to the famous for something good, then you ask for something screwed. Mamporrera presentation goes further. That is a thing of a person, in this case, interest, and then put the nail on the head and twist it as God intended.
This case is found in the documentary unofficial Evanescence After Midnight. " Before viewing the video, I put in history: The thing is to be submitted to Amy, and begin with a recatadito:

singer Amy Lee was born on December 13, 1981, in Riverside, California.

So far no complaints. But now comes the strong (0:20) :

When I was 6 years and after the death of her younger sister Bonnie in 1988 ...

Well, gentlemen, let's see. Before passing the fucking end of Amy's life could have said:

* Comes from a family of musicians

* is cute * Sing it 2 Grammis
* Won * Very cute


Endless possibilities. They only forgot to mention to Grace, the hamster that she killed him, to boot. As I like to put weeds. Estes and malrollero brasileirito were well matched.




Well, after this hodgepodge, I leave. Ah! And remember that tomorrow is the birthday of My ^ ^ CONGRATULATIONS !!!!! I will make a small gift;)

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Is Actor Vijay Hindu Or Christian

my support to the manifesto on the fundamental rights on the Internet

What the law currently regards the procurement of drugs if the minister Health was the owner of a pharmaceutical company?

prevail "rights of individuals to access the care they need, or rather the minister would ensure the interests of the industry that plans to retire after his political career at the expense of trampling human rights?

scary to think what happens if a private company pulling the strings, which has long been happening in countries like the United States, where the pharmaceutical industry pays much of the political campaigns and was one of the reasons for disqualification Hillary Clinton in the White House race, which will cut off their wings and support as health began to speak free.

Now I wonder

What is the impact that the minister of culture comes from the world of English cinema, and many of the support received at the time this government are among the figures of the falsely called English culture? it is now time to pay.



begin to live the consequences of letting the government handle private interests, and specifically that it Ángeles González-Sinde, which from its privileged position to try to benefit those who welcome you with leave open arms as his armchair.

I find it very funny that all those who have long been talking about the evils of private enterprise and how culture should prevail and freedom over the evil goings-on base metal, are the first ones to cry on the sky as soon as they touch the wallet.

A part of that heinous double standards, what I find most amusing is his apparent efforts to take us for fools every time they go on television, saying they are ruining when singers, actors and directors in this country earn more pasta in a year than they can raise a doctor, an engineer or a teacher all her life, and that in a moment of crisis where people walk it is going very badly to succeed is to talk about the selfish interests of a group of millionaires who are subsidizing the workers above.

So when I saw the demonstration the other day with a group of singers calling to save the music, attention to calico: Rosario, Chenoa, Antonio Carmona ... and four hanged or not who they were, I have not given credit, but what hurt me most was seeing Loquillo talking about how bad it is copied from others, when he owes everything to the issues that made up the great Sabino Méndez.



Another of the things that surprised me is to continue using the hackneyed argument that the music dies. Luis Eduardo Aute recently declared that the music has five years left at most and then disappear.

Why? Why do record companies no longer exist? please, the music will never disappear, they may disappear commercial music, but would not make music or concert would cease to exist, nor do I think people's guitars explode by spontaneous combustion.

And while this disadvantaged group (all were viewed with serious problems of starvation) was manifested by mileruistas of this country ... sorry the interests of people who will charge 20 euros per concert, our minister was removed from the sleeve a new point of law of sustainable economy that is making the Internet and the blogosphere throw fire.

This point of the new law includes the ability to close a website that does not respect intellectual property, without judicial intervention by. Close the sites would be at the discretion of a committee of the ministry of culture.

What is that in the future? first thing your blog can be closed if the Sinde or any of his cronies do not like what you have.

Arguments not they would not have to close half the internet if they wanted. For example this blog, could be closed by placing catch movies without permission. Even in the Borges quote that I included in an article which infringes the intellectual property rights, as the law allows the right to quote only when you have an educational purpose.

does not take very bad idea to realize that this law are creating the foundation for achieving what SGAE and his servants have not been carried out by legal means, are trying to break laws that limit Internet as seems to them without having to go through the cumbersome legal and constitutional process, which certainly never gave them the right even have been supported by the ministry.

difficult times ahead as purely economic interests continue managing the ministry of culture, whose main goal should be just that, promoting the free distribution of culture, and even more difficult times for freedom of expression.

So as a blogger I adhere to the manifesto of fundamental rights on the Internet, hoping that the Internet community can close ranks and stand up to such an aberration more characteristic of totalitarian regimes which unfortunately is attributable not only to our government or to a particular political orientation.



Given the inclusion in the Draft Law on modifications Sustainable Economy legislation affecting the free exercise of freedom of expression, information and the right of access to culture through the Internet, journalists, bloggers, users, professionals and Internet developers express our firm opposition to the project, and declare that:

1. Copyright can not be above the fundamental rights of citizens , including the right to privacy, security, presumption of innocence, to effective judicial protection and freedom of expression.

2. The suspension of fundamental rights is and must remain the exclusive competence of the judiciary . Not a close without trial. This blueprint, contrary to the provisions of Article 20.5 of the Constitution, put in the hands of a non-judicial body under the Ministry of Culture, the power to prevent English citizens access to any website.

3. The new legislation will create legal uncertainty around the English technology sector, damaging one of the few areas of development and future of our economy, hindering the creation of enterprises by introducing barriers to competition and slowing its international expansion.

4. The new proposed legislation threatens to hinder new creators and cultural creation. The Internet and successive technologies have democratized the creation and release of contents of any kind, no longer come predominantly from the traditional cultural industries, but from many different sources.

5. The authors, like all workers are entitled to live out of their creative ideas, business models and activities associated with their creations. Trying to hold legislative changes to an outdated industry that can adapt to this new environment is neither fair nor realistic. If your business model is based on the control of the copies of the works and the Internet is not possible without violating fundamental rights, should find another model.

6. We believe that cultural industries need to survive modern alternatives, effective, credible and affordable to suit new social practices, rather than limitations so disproportionate as to be ineffective in that they are pursuing.

7. The Internet should be freely and without interference from groups that seek to perpetuate outdated business models and make it impossible for human knowledge remains free.

8. We demand that the law guarantees the neutrality of the network in Spain, to any pressure that may occur as a framework for developing a sustainable economy for the future.

9. We propose a real law reform IP-oriented end: return to the society of knowledge, promote the public domain and limit abuses of management entities.

10. In a democracy, laws and amendments should be adopted after due debate and consultation with all parties involved. It is unacceptable that legislative changes are made that affect fundamental rights in a non-organic law and deals with other matters.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Jelly Type Cervical Mucus

Gamer (2009)

99% no spoilers

Gamer (2009)
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor


Today the duo of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor has left clear his passion for video gaming, a topic which currently comprises 100% of the course of his work behind the camera.

A work that began with the first delivery of the leaflet Crank (Crank, 2006), so far his best film and best unofficial adaptation of the influential film series of games from Rockstar: Grand Theft Auto, Gta for friends.

remember the many nods to the game that Neveldine and Taylor included in his debut, the typography of the niggers bareto based on that of Gta San Andres, cans of energy drink called Rockstar, the main character's penchant for stealing the vehicle after vehicle to move from side to side City drivers and throwing in that game ... seems curiously rockstar developers have given back to the gesture in GTA 4, the resemblance to the protagonist of the latest installment of the Crank Chev Chelios is evident.

But after the disappointment that is the viewing of Crank 2 (Crank 2: High Voltage), I must say that his latest film, Gamer, also leaves a better taste.

This time the directors have set their eyes on two games, "The Sims", which has its counterpart in an invention called "Society", where people from home runs to other real people that lend themselves to this end, and "Gears of War", the mirror is "Slayers", a bloody spectacle where players control actual battles inmates to death and whose parts are filmed with the same gray photograph the Microsoft game.

In this future world where people can be controlled by an IP address in the brain (flip), thanks to technology developed by the alter ego of Bill Gates, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall, best known for Dexter ) is Kable (Gerard Butler), Slayers player who would have a couple of sessions to settle his account with society, and his wife, who works in Society, though their work in game seem rather like those of a prostitute .

scenes are precisely the "Society" the most sordid and the most interesting film, both as shown (that girl licking their wounds while crying and laughing at once) as suggesting a glance repulsion Angie (Amber Valletta) while used as a sex object, or when Hackman (Terry Crews, future "Expendable") kills a couple in the elevator to meet the sadistic instincts of the player who controls a culminating moment the emergence of Kable distributing tow to form another exciting idea, what if the characters of social simulation games and shooter are you?

Unfortunately when the story leaves "Society" is exhausted irony that the film's authors have attempted to draw the virtual world than the critical load and the survival game "Slayers" has not taken off, the same is because we have already seen many times previously in films like The Running (Running Man, 1987), Rollerball (Rollerball, 1975) or The Death Race, 2000 (Death Race, 1975).

history Nor has the evocative power and density of Blade Runner (Blade Runner, 1982) although he wishes at times related to it with that Gerad Blute going from side to side holding hands and waving his girl the gun as if it were coming Richard Deckard Rachael's apartment or homage to the end of the original version of 82 of the Ridley Scott classic.

be that the background is so obvious that falls under its own weight and that takes away interest in the proposal, the media manipulation, the ruthless than the big companies, the use of violence as entertainment, people that live attached to a computer screen (check the hedonistic Gorduno comegofres handling of the protagonist's wife), all very trite themes in science fiction, something that makes your intentions are harmless satire beyond the treacherous contributed notes by the colorful world of "Society" and as an action film can not stress too much because of the mockery that is designed, which is in part because of its weak and sometimes foolish script.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ftv India Midnight Hot

Asshole: The process of creating a novel.

Many people have asked me several times how I do. How are you able to write? How can you write a novel so many pages?



I can, simply because I am a superior being to come from beyond noveliles of wonder with my gear (egoegoego) xDDDDDDDDDDD I know that you had not noticed, but I'm incognito on earth because ...




Nah, seriously, if you want to really learn how to write a novel, Bleeding Aunt Amy will teach.



First you must know that it is not easy to start writing a novel. If you plan to finish it, you have to spend hours glued to the computer screen, burning you eyelashes, wearing your fingers to get any fingerprints ... On the other hand is that of Microsoft Word is a really traitor waiting to write enough to make Pete the computer or that you give the key is not, or you close without saving, or delete the document directly, and you go all to hell. And yet above do not know who has given birth to his mother cagarte. In CONCLUSION: Writing is a craft masochist.



clarified this point, I think I can start with the tips ^ ^


1



1 - Have an idea


2 - Make the characters. Everyone should have their own personalities, tastes ... The trick is that the reader has to identify with them
3 - Choose a title
Mini-tip: The best idea for a title is extracting a sentence or word of the novel
4 - Before you start collecting provides a short outline the issues that are going to play, what will happen in each chapter, some hidden plot ...
5 - Start writing.
Mini-tip: introduce a love story. Da lot of life.

Mini-Tip: Be patient, my friend.

Well, young grasshopper, this is all that I can show you. Go and spread the word. But remember that is copyrighted! xD

Kisses to all! And to prócima.