Friday, November 27, 2009

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Gamer (2009)

99% no spoilers

Gamer (2009)
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor


Today the duo of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor has left clear his passion for video gaming, a topic which currently comprises 100% of the course of his work behind the camera.

A work that began with the first delivery of the leaflet Crank (Crank, 2006), so far his best film and best unofficial adaptation of the influential film series of games from Rockstar: Grand Theft Auto, Gta for friends.

remember the many nods to the game that Neveldine and Taylor included in his debut, the typography of the niggers bareto based on that of Gta San Andres, cans of energy drink called Rockstar, the main character's penchant for stealing the vehicle after vehicle to move from side to side City drivers and throwing in that game ... seems curiously rockstar developers have given back to the gesture in GTA 4, the resemblance to the protagonist of the latest installment of the Crank Chev Chelios is evident.

But after the disappointment that is the viewing of Crank 2 (Crank 2: High Voltage), I must say that his latest film, Gamer, also leaves a better taste.

This time the directors have set their eyes on two games, "The Sims", which has its counterpart in an invention called "Society", where people from home runs to other real people that lend themselves to this end, and "Gears of War", the mirror is "Slayers", a bloody spectacle where players control actual battles inmates to death and whose parts are filmed with the same gray photograph the Microsoft game.

In this future world where people can be controlled by an IP address in the brain (flip), thanks to technology developed by the alter ego of Bill Gates, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall, best known for Dexter ) is Kable (Gerard Butler), Slayers player who would have a couple of sessions to settle his account with society, and his wife, who works in Society, though their work in game seem rather like those of a prostitute .

scenes are precisely the "Society" the most sordid and the most interesting film, both as shown (that girl licking their wounds while crying and laughing at once) as suggesting a glance repulsion Angie (Amber Valletta) while used as a sex object, or when Hackman (Terry Crews, future "Expendable") kills a couple in the elevator to meet the sadistic instincts of the player who controls a culminating moment the emergence of Kable distributing tow to form another exciting idea, what if the characters of social simulation games and shooter are you?

Unfortunately when the story leaves "Society" is exhausted irony that the film's authors have attempted to draw the virtual world than the critical load and the survival game "Slayers" has not taken off, the same is because we have already seen many times previously in films like The Running (Running Man, 1987), Rollerball (Rollerball, 1975) or The Death Race, 2000 (Death Race, 1975).

history Nor has the evocative power and density of Blade Runner (Blade Runner, 1982) although he wishes at times related to it with that Gerad Blute going from side to side holding hands and waving his girl the gun as if it were coming Richard Deckard Rachael's apartment or homage to the end of the original version of 82 of the Ridley Scott classic.

be that the background is so obvious that falls under its own weight and that takes away interest in the proposal, the media manipulation, the ruthless than the big companies, the use of violence as entertainment, people that live attached to a computer screen (check the hedonistic Gorduno comegofres handling of the protagonist's wife), all very trite themes in science fiction, something that makes your intentions are harmless satire beyond the treacherous contributed notes by the colorful world of "Society" and as an action film can not stress too much because of the mockery that is designed, which is in part because of its weak and sometimes foolish script.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

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Asshole: The process of creating a novel.

Many people have asked me several times how I do. How are you able to write? How can you write a novel so many pages?



I can, simply because I am a superior being to come from beyond noveliles of wonder with my gear (egoegoego) xDDDDDDDDDDD I know that you had not noticed, but I'm incognito on earth because ...




Nah, seriously, if you want to really learn how to write a novel, Bleeding Aunt Amy will teach.



First you must know that it is not easy to start writing a novel. If you plan to finish it, you have to spend hours glued to the computer screen, burning you eyelashes, wearing your fingers to get any fingerprints ... On the other hand is that of Microsoft Word is a really traitor waiting to write enough to make Pete the computer or that you give the key is not, or you close without saving, or delete the document directly, and you go all to hell. And yet above do not know who has given birth to his mother cagarte. In CONCLUSION: Writing is a craft masochist.



clarified this point, I think I can start with the tips ^ ^


1



1 - Have an idea


2 - Make the characters. Everyone should have their own personalities, tastes ... The trick is that the reader has to identify with them
3 - Choose a title
Mini-tip: The best idea for a title is extracting a sentence or word of the novel
4 - Before you start collecting provides a short outline the issues that are going to play, what will happen in each chapter, some hidden plot ...
5 - Start writing.
Mini-tip: introduce a love story. Da lot of life.

Mini-Tip: Be patient, my friend.

Well, young grasshopper, this is all that I can show you. Go and spread the word. But remember that is copyrighted! xD

Kisses to all! And to prócima.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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Pandorum (2009)

100% free of spoilers

Pandorum (2009) Christian


Christian Alvart Alvart has been in dry dock since the success of his second film The meeting Antikörper: The Angel of Darkness (Antikörper, 2005), a German production strongly recommended that drinking even tape so trite as The Silence of the Lambs and Seven was able to offer a renewed vision of a well-worn genre.

German filmmaker has made the leap to Hollywood filming two movies this year, Case 39 (Case 39, 2009) which I can not say among other things because I have not seen, and Pandorum (Pandorum, 2009) that is the always underrated producer Paul W. Anderson, the geek with face fucks pantortilla that Milla Jovovich and has signed in the field of science fiction at least two films that I think are excellent, Event Horizon (Event Horizon, 1997) and Soldier (Soldier, 1998) yes , Soldier, any day tell him because of my admiration for this film that it denies to Kurt Russell.


Alvart According account was Anderson who contacted him to offer a script that happens to fit nicely with the draft which had been working the past two years, a science fiction trilogy of metaphysical backdrop Pandorum which would be the centerpiece and I doubt very much that actually materialize given the abject failure that is reaping the film where it opens, a day on a budget of 40 million dollars (which I must say they look as twice) the collection is about sad only 13 million.

The question is are there for so long?

Well not really, as happened with Surrogates (Surrogates, 2009) , we've all seen far worse things to which the critics and audiences have been treated with less cruelty. Thanked

its producer, Alvart building pays homage to the style of the ship which gave its name to the aforementioned Event Horizon, only where that flying was a Gothic cathedral, here the ship, the Elysee, almost unique scenario Pandorum looks like a living organism full of tubes and fluids but without losing the air of industrial decline that was fashionable 30 years ago Alien (Alien, 1979). For lighting

also a powerful reminder that the classic Anderson Alvart green strip filters and whiteners getting this exactly is the strongest point of the film, its visual power, which is based in photography, in the breathtaking scenery that Germany has the hand and in his enthusiastic way of filming.


The plot, without wishing to reveal anything at first seem to be on the roads over a movie Aliens to use, but the director of Frankfurt elements taken soon introduce direct and blatant of Descent (Descent , 2005), Neil Marshall's masterpiece that looks like your model when articulating his speech but without ever reaching the level of suggestion and ambiguity of this, some nods to the game EA Dead Space (see the visions of women's Bower), echoes of the production of animated Titan AE (Titan AE, 2000) and even references to Mad Max (the story on the wall as in the third installment of the warrior the road).

All this mixed in a film that wants to talk about the madness (represented by Pandorum, a fictional disease), Darwinism, God, sin or the duality of man, themes and obsessions that already appeared in Antikörper, but here is all so caked and matted that does not stop functioning, it does not help that the script also is full of loose ends and gaps ("900 years of evolution?) complicated with confusing confusing what a drag that binds to the ridiculous way that we show some characters and conflicts with the intent of the film trascendecia, and I do not mean just the mutants that doctor karateka but that seems taken from Tomb Raider, or the character embodied by Cung Le, world champion kick boxer who is only in history to meet the quota of flying kicks and little else.

Finally, his obsession with playing all the clubs will takes its toll on the tape that if true, it is entertaining for its 108 minutes, but that falls far short of the claims on the other side of the author commendable.


Sunday, November 22, 2009

Hantai Bulma E Vegeta Doujin

Corner Mini-Muses Amy: If you want scoops, kicked in the balls


¿Do you wish a first, dear fans of the world??

Prepare to die:


Yes, it's just, just what you think. We've got some young lady leave scratching your ass, and we forced a. ... CANCIOOOOON TAXED NEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Já! and why our mini-mothers said they did not come this far.

hung
this video Tim McCord at 1:38 am (well was to be) through Twitvid.


says nothing further for now. See him and enjoy ^^!!!!!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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Corner Mini-Muses Amy: Secret Machines Show and Festival

Hello, people! uh ... uh ... We thus ye seek, we know that we have long not appear, but everything has its explanation. Amy were helping to choose clothes for the concerts. (Crih crih crih) VALE, WE ARE NOT VERY ACCURATE, but what you wanted? Choose dress for Amy while Cristina consualas across the puddle, crying her eyes out because she could not go to any concert is not easy.




Are you ready for a full datasheets information, links, links and links? Post to pit:




Secret Show-NYC





The secret show was on November 4, 2009. In the Manhattan Center Grand Ballroom. All tickets sold out in no time. Amy wore a skirt like "Dance of the Seven Veils" of colors one a black top.





Playlist:








* Intro (which I will later)









* Going Under









* Weight of The World









* Sweet Sacrifice (untouched by problems técnicos ¬¬)









*the Only One









*Cloud Nine









*Haunted









*Missing









*Lithium









*Good enough









*Whisper









*Call Me When You're Sober









*Imaginary









*Bring Me To Life









*All That I'm Living For









*Taking Over Me









* Lacrymosa









* My Immortal









* Your Star


















Photos:

















Although not the best that bore the festival XD



















Paridas Amy:




- "Thanks for being our guinea pigs"





Machinery Festival- Brazil





Oh, the mitiquísimo Machinery Festival. Held in Brazil on Sunday November 8, 2009.





Playlist:





The same as in the Secret Show, but even Sweet Sacrifice.





Photos:




Frankly, our favorite. Which is seen as blanquita * o *. Looks like a lovely corpse late recently ^ ^.




Videos:



Bring me to live (HD): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjFdxFLHKaw&feature=player_embedded



Your Star: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOmZ2AIbo&feature=player_embedded



Intro + Going Under: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-kjyj9a6s&feature=player_embedded



Call Me When You're Sober: http://www .youtube.com / watch? v = 4v_kX4Q4KEE & feature = player_embedded



The truth is that I found more. Yes, it is unnerving to hear four guys yelling AMY! AMY! AMY !!!!!!!!!! and we, the mini-muses ditto, I answer: NOT HEAR YOU PUSSY !!!!! 50,000 PEOPLE ARE SHOUTING!! AS YOU WILL HEAR ???!!!!! SHOUT WHEN NOT SING, BUT AFTER WORK Leave her!! COBRA THAT YOU PA!



after the first moment of fervor and building on the 40 th anniversary of Sesame Street, I'll let you explain Coco:





Well, clarified this point.



Paridas Amy:

-Brazil fans you are not normal.


"I love the strength of the Brazilian fans


etc etc


Every time we hear things like that, we reached a point that you want to take da damn Amy home from our Cristina. Look like there really crazy fans around the world, and no, not Brazilian. I do not know if it will sound the word "Galicia", but when we do not ever forget it.

-Repeat
outfit. (Crih crih crih) We thus ye seek, we did not want! I can not say anything.


*** As for the intro ***


I give permission, fans of the world, to shout it out loud: NUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SONG!!

Although good, is a pseudo-song, but it's something.
mirásteis I suppose you all the intro videos. Well. Amy commented on the new intro Evtheards of Machinery:


"The words I was singing in the introduction were:

Lost whispers

awaken Within Me

and fly ...
(Translation ) Whispers

lost inside my
wake and fly ...

is like a prayer to connect with old music, old me. Calling all back to me. I am pleased to be able to use at least one minutes of new music. Terry and I wrote this a few months ago and that was something "almost ready" for the moment. I think it became a beautiful introduction. "


seems that finally the prodigal daughter has returned XD, after having us on bread and water for two years. Let us pray that nothing happens and we back and enjoy the new album God-knows-when.

Finally, several English people have asked, "Why Brazil and New York?"

Er ... Well .... We have our reasons, really.


After seeing this, would not you also elegiríais Brazil? XD



Kisses and see you soon!






Wednesday, November 4, 2009

36 Wkspregnant Should I Have A Root Canal

several Asshole: And the worst is yet to come. Asshole






already beginning the tests.



For now it is one every week but when I start to psych each day will be 3 soon.



are only 2 exams and I'm more extresada than an amoeba, do you feel normal?



worst thing is that everyone discouraged me saying that this course is difficult.



Or maybe it's even worse those who say that next year I'm going to shit.






What about us what we want to know how to analyze a sentence? us What do we care what Descartes said one day that I had nothing better to do than scratch the eggs with both hands? us What do we want to know where is the difference between aerobic and anaerobic exercise? For God's sake, we put shit in the head and at the moment of truth, none of that helps us.






Math: we had to know how to add, subtract, multiply, divide, and that life take its course.






Gallego / Castilian / Catalan / English / French / Euskera / etc: the basics of literature, some vocabulary, a rule ortho graphic (this is only an Argentine will understand xD) and still to.






Gymnastics: It should be optional, I always think.




and others, to take wind.





Besides, it sucks to spend hours studying? As could be with friends, listening to music, drawing, scratching her pussy, endless possibilities.



Always after an examination, there is a general rule:



-O

forget, or you try to forget.



and fuck So when you remember him ...



My friend, who is doing hairdressing practices, talking to me days after the biology exam, shortly before the disaster to happen.



And maybe all this, what I bust, is now beginning to feel sleepy at 8 pm. Unprecedented. And using a pseudo-deductive reasoning, we conclude.


At 8 I have dream, I go to bed early


I always wrote, just me the inspiration at 12 pm onwards.


Whereupon: If I go to bed early, do not write on the novel "The novel is late" I've been on page 224 from TT last week



Finally, before the teacher comes philosophy and eat me with kisses, better leave it.



PD: And the worst is yet to come ¬ ¬





Monday, November 2, 2009

Template To Make Shoes Out Of Paper



A pain in the ass post dedicated to my friend Joe Gallina


There is a dignity that the winner can not reach - Borges

Performed as a junkie out of a polygon I sat in Ecuador of the stairs to rub the temples and thinking about the brown that was on the shoulders.

time ago I decided to break the tyranny of time so I never watch so I diverted my attention to the clock needles that presides over the access door to the office, and then I remembered that two months has been screwed.

useless as a stopped clock, ha, how I felt about the task at hand.

The factory is expanding at my feet between blue and yellow and I still had much work ahead, both to be able to afford to stop without the result would suffer too.

lot of work ahead and short term, but come on, there on those stairs, all against me, was as comfortable as a canine eating sunflower seeds in a park, because deep down, I know no other way of swimming that faced current.


So I reached for the pocket looking for a last cigarette, but I only had one Chust residue of a week end it had no happy ending, and damn the Chinese burner would not work, plus she approached and see at close range is like walking on broken glass with their feet full of salt.

"A little late to walk in here right? - I said standing in front of me, pointing at his watch and gave me a disapproving look, I guess that's my total disregard for the health rules, bah, could once again live with his rejection.
"Much to do yet
-Yo ya me voy which is 8 pm, if I can do anything for you tell me ...
" What can you do for me and he said several times
"Yeah, but that does not you may have - fun while he said he turned to get away permanently by the door leading to the parking lot - indeed, To see if you update the blog! - I cried as I threw half smile like a Batarang and I look away up to not being hit between the eyes, when I noticed those who had died in office clock, 8:00, go all broken watches They are right twice a day.

Perhaps after all there was hope for me.

- No, the end will be better than a fucking atomic clock - I thought as I finally lit the damn burner of Mr. Chen and I could bring the rest of the cigar-rolling poor shit, then when inhaled with pleasure the waste of a night of excess remembered his half-smile and thought for Infras like me that would amount to about ten thousand kisses to pay at least ... . So I picked it up from the ground to check that had not yet lost its luster and a second standing on his throne of black metal leg that loser was happy with the wreckage of his life.

I joined, I spit my Chust when I was about to burn my lips, I gave back the clock and was late and broken again and went downstairs to continue my work while the memory of his half smile melted into my jacket cooling permeating my bones and my heart, but my face was drawn and a full smile.

Who knows, you may be able to reach the term, and may after all that night when I got home opened a beer accompanied by a Steven Seagal movie to hit me a laugh and comment on the blog, if I had any readers yet, taking into account the ups ball was writing lately.

Nah, surely you will forgive me for once.


back to work and end of the interlude