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This involves getting up so early I: Delusions

"This involves getting up so early," or in standard Galician, "isto passes so I give rise" is a section in which I will put the delirium tremens that arise in my class, none of which goes to waste. Today we have to talk about literature.

1 º Delirio

For class Galician nos mandaron hacer una cantiga al estilo "provenzal" para exponerla en clase. Yo ya tengo terminadas dos, y todavía quiero hacer una de escarnio y malcedir en gallego-portugués; pero Marta (alias: piolla xD) no lo tiene todavía muy claro. Y sus dudas nos arrastran a ambas a la locura.

Marta: ¡Me falta solo una cobra (estrofa)! ¡Ayudame, Cris!

Yo: Hum... Ponle algo así como... "Saciarei a miña vinganza..." y algo que rime con vinganza.

M: But what? WHAT?

Y: Toy thinking, thinking toy.

M: Oh, I know!

Y:?

M: Kill!

Well, Martha, and I've pasted the macabirsmo xDDD. General laughter, tears remain in my eyes struggling to get out and Professor of Chemistry or whole

M: I just happened ...

Marta laughs and my writing on paper. His beautiful verse reads:

"é unha nai Miña moinanta

God Saliume Putanges ben."

What I would like to see is the face of the teacher if it leyes. xD Amid Nuestra research, invent a paragraph that you would like the ring finger:

"I will do my revenge

as a louse eats a repollo

what is sauce

and my dick in one eye.

And like a chorizo \u200b\u200bcriollo

found in a embrollo "

rhyme, rhyme, more could you want?

moved away from "vinganza" because lo9s saw that all efforts were in vain, tried to "Soa"

"E eu atópome here soa,

ai , how I doe a moa!

This mola xDDDD

the end, and after a lengthy search, we found . For End

And the teacher, unaware of the film.

2 º Delirio

Professor of Castilian, as I promised, I passed by her so-called "Poems bad, but good in the bad bad" of Jorge Manrique. There's one in particular that Martha and I were struck.

"love force is so strong

forcing rightly

a force in such a way

all makes sense

in their strength and love;

a forced contention

you can not win,

whose strength porfiosa

most powerful hazemos

wanting to defend. "

read this poem we draw a clear conclusion: that" force "to" force "fucking rhyme. Following this model, we pusimoa to write us:

" It is a force strong force

and strength is through a force

requires another force

largest such force "

Perhaps best of all, it was when the teacher saw us and asked us what we read. I offered.

Me: "It is a force that strongly ..." jajajajajajaja "is a force that ..." jajajajajajajajaja * phew * i * "is a force strong force and is fur ... "God jajajajajajajaja * i *" It's a f. .. "jajajajajajaja

Conclusion: The poor Fatima, who had nothing to do, had to read it. My laughter made me fall back tears. To me, Martha and the teacher, and middle class xD.

Finally, what would Martin Codax if we hear?

Clarito has been, Mr. Codax xDDDDDD Now go take a xDDDDD tila

In the next issue of this section: "Thesis" by Alejandro Amenabar.

Kisses to all ^ ^