Command Performance (2010) Dolph Lundgren
An article by Agustin Lara, for Celluloid Wafers
NOTICE: Feeling much this comment from movie has many gut / spoilers thus quedais warned.
"Dying is easy, the rock and roll is hard" - Joe
Plot:
During the course of a concert beneficial in Moscow attended by the Russian president and his family, the stage is taken by force by terrorists who take hostages to the president and other VIPs. Among the attendees who have been caught is, Joe. An American drummer in a rock group that participated in the event, which has a troubled history with guns, he should become El Salvador of the situation.
Comment:
Well after seeing a series of advances and the sea of \u200b\u200bCurros trailers have had the opportunity to see Command performance (here we have the horrible title of terrorist attack, but what the hell smoke folding titles?). That certainly should be mentioned that Lungren's stars, writes, produces and directs. And will soon make music and prepares the catering to Robert Rodriguez.
Here we go, the movie begins with a prologue that reminds us that in the early 90's Russia was the USSR and that there was a coup attempt by a failed military come to the house and become a military. At that time the military kills his wife (to be bastard) and then herself in front of the military, the son of this and a prosecutor who brought an order to imprison him. We
the credits and appear in the Moscow of today as it appears the Dolph good on his motorcycle through the streets of Moscow to reach a stage where it gets to rehearse with his rock band MCF, a pretty groovy little theme. Dolph is the battery (imagine how ridi that sits to the battery but the guy is defending).
Then comes the kid from the movie, which is a kind of dark and zorrona Britney Spears. Question who is the drummer and says he called Joe nosequé (never said the name) and the group it will be the opening act for tonight, plus they are about to succeed.
ends the trial and we learn that Joe does not want to USA, one guy says "O is by the cops in Los Angeles or Russian women. And here we go to the Kremlin where it appears to call Russian President Putin. This and two blonde girls / cocks are going to the charity concert where they sang the Britney, which is actually called Angie but her stage name is Venus (takes longer). Total
the Britney fights with his manager, who is his step brother, typical bullshit pop star. Then made preparations for the concert, people will enter the stadium and we are discussing a TV reporter that the concert is for charity reasons and no more. Putin arrives and daughters and I realize that girls go to Hannah Montana plan and called Ana and Yanah.
Putin meets with U.S. ambassador and start talking about the normal things that we would talk when you meet with the neighbor, that are mostly girls, who have to see how expensive oil is that governments are no longer as before. We typical. Putin then go to greet the performers before the concert and Britney begins to flirt with Dolph, this happens a bit at her and says his music is shit and the other tells you that something has to live, that finally someone honest with the world of music. To see you when you are with Alejandro Sanz to see if this is as true as to say the same thing.
Concert starts and exits a rock band Russian to Blind Guardian with a Russian theme (touch your eggs). Then make an appearance as the bad guy (sorry I have not kept his name) disguised as a cook (to prepare a dish rich richer and the base). We now have an ill-fitting between sneaking into the stadium and actions (among them we see a kind of Russian Anastasia does not sing, but looks great).
to all this our Joe, will be interviewed by the TV journalist who also throws a pass at (Dolph "you give them to the girls?). Then finally comes out on stage the group of Joe, it marks a pretty decent rock temita while Britney (sorry for the stupidity I have to say) he does Pepsi cola pussy while watching Joe play. He ends his performance and the whole group is on top, Britney says she is not bad for how old he is and asks about the tattoo that makes CMF, Joe replied that Cabron shit is ugly as a tribute to a manager.
Sale of Britney with her zorroneo show 100% and girls are set to imitate Putin (that punishment of youth). This is when you wonder where the hell fall ill on stage.
Joe gets rolling pin seeing Britney and will not become the scene pretty hard we are getting plans Putin dancing girls. Dolph out for services and notes that are empty, then what will you do? What is sin! Do not touch, oh wait. Only going to smoke a Porret.
And then the last planes Britney / Putin's daughters appear ill. Kill a handful of people, there's blood (SIIIII, there is actually a type dies with a bullet in the head and seems to have shot a tomato). At that time the ambassador's security and decide percale cosca out of there (and what about Russia's security were "a few vodkas?)
Putin protects his girls and while Britney sings fan is a kid who's bored CMF up to the hilt (and future heavys going to Rock in Rio this year in Madrid waiting to see rock and find Shakira). Ill arrive on stage and kill all they can, and kill bystanders fleeing Britney's brother.
Among the clutter in the backstage is a bombshell, Joe was placed blast catches him and drops one of the phrases from the movie "I have to stop this shit" as you drop the peta. And then catches a knife and kill the first bad stabbed in the throat. The surprisingly bad for the cops launch a crappy car bazokazo a poly (say yes to those that look like they are 70 years at least). In that final moment is that the film is a combination of the first Die Hard and sudden death of our Juan Claudio Van Damme.
Bad Putin trap, their children, to ambassador, to Britney. They released a message on TV. Russian Swat comes call Boris men, certainly there an aunt in the group so there is no sexual discrimination. At that time one wonders where the John McClane when needed.
Ill give their statements calling for all television, we like Big Brother but with terrorists, what a shame that the TV show did not expel runs when any of the contestants.
Then Joe tries to flee the stadium, ill have placed explosive charges around the enclosure at what sounds like this? While the chief gets a bad vodka under his belt. Joe comes to the stage and sees all the corpses. We get dramatic at that time come from poor and Joe to be dead stares at the corpse of a boy and we FLASHBACK where killed at a rate close to Joe.
We return to the hostages, conversation between Putin and U.S. Ambassador said that he does not negotiate with terrorists and this tells him that does not happen in America and the answers "give it time, will happen." The bad guy starts talking with a bodyguard of Putin over the USSR what times, eh? These are brought on stage to be executed live in front of TV cameras while Joe watches him hiding (This reminds me a bit to the death of Takagi in Die Hard). Joe doubt whether to flee or save them. So how good a guitar rocker catches butt puts volume and put a note Superacute that catches the bad guys by surprise and then comes the best movie Dolph death kills a bad impaled in the neck of the guitar, that if it is a statement of principles.
Dolph save the hostages, including a security guard and the journalists who give the pyro. The guard catches some weapons and offers a Dolph and it rejects it. At this point I wonder if the movie had Made in Spain "would be the protagonist Dani Martín? Would this be rescued ZP and gothic girls?
Well back to the mess, Joe and finds the poor guardian of CMF fan badly hurt, the kid when he sees his idol says good show and says he has a CD of their groups. This guy today is a hero in these times if you get to know Ramoncín gives you something.
The Putins and Venus are still whining and blah, blah. Anda you are from Georgia, since Russia and Georgia have a blah, blah. Walk in New York that happened to you, blah, blah.
Then I realize that the voice that I have put Dolph is the same as the mythical Al Bundy in Married with Children or Mickey Roorke used lately.
Joe tells the security that only a musician, when it starts ringing a mobile in the last century, a Nokia model 0000 of Jurassic and get a bad alarm. Dolph takes the gun and killed him with rifle butts with lots of blood (you Dolph milk). It gives the gun to security officer and says he really does not want weapons. This one smells something fishy and asked where he learned to fight and Joe replied that he learned to fight to defend themselves from angry fans and that was biker.
We again see the guys from Boris (plane of a helicopter) to learn that the bad guys want 1000 million pounds, not euros. Anda not are ready or anything. These or ask for a car with a full tank, an airplane, Pilar Rubio clones or anything. To all this Boris jumps that that's not much money, go Boris to see if we pass a stack of bills that the thing here is very bad.
The security officer Nokia Npatata used to inform children of Boris, he says the situation and said that was his first day of gigs, because it's bad luck boy. To all this the journalists who got the pyro when Joe makes the best guitar solo of history are about to be discovered by the bad, the camera comes out scares and legs but is shot.
security officer Joe and leave the kid in a safe place, the latter points to the first because he was told he had to stop. Joe takes the gun in a blink of an eye and tells him past his brother was killed in Colombia (the flashbacks ratejo ago) and that will come from killing their murderers. Both make peace and decide to continue the rescue, while Joe is hurt by having to remember that.
Another helicopter plane Dolph "really did not see the Die Hard before making this movie?. Boris boys learn that a couple of bad guys want to talk to a senior. I say go bad and want to tell passer in exchange for a place to enter the stadium for a quick rescue possible "trap? Arrive
cheerful Boys Langley (Virginia) or what is the same as the CIA. They ask about the famous potato salad recipe and know how they pass the fregao the concert. At that time another famous American agency, no ma'am not the boy scouts but the FBI, sent a picture of Dolph. The CIA shit around when they see it.
security officer Joe and slip into a zone and killing a few bad shots, then I cry like a pussy because they have half a dozen TFTs charged in the shooting and I have still my damn CRT monitor. Then two more weapons and are caught on TV the hostage situation.
Putin tells Britney attempts to flee. Ill try it drunk and that the American ambassador said that he does not drink, the poor do not realize that this is his last will and bad cuts his neck very nearly almost as beast ass like John Rambo. Sly Dolph good student.
Then Joe is convinced that you should let queers, that's just for the protos of action movies today. And say hello to guns and gun guy as God commands and have the typical scene of arms in 80's plan.
Putin is a hero and Britney flees. The villain is the joker while Putin batters. Joe saves Britney and security officer asks is this the old Joe? and this tells him that "I fear?
Joe
calm that Britney will not be able to kill because they have a contract with his label. At that time the bad discover the traitor in their ranks. Joe put a booby trap and drop some bad. Joe gives Britney a pipe to be prepared for the rescue.
Boris's men discover what we knew from the first scene, that evil is the son of the military in the first scene and wants to avenge the president who was then the prosecutor that he would stop his father. Mandan assault group.
Another helicopter plane had to be profitable. Funny death comes another bad guy is stabbed in the head by Joe while it tried to rape the most of the Putin Viva VIOLENCE!
Before rushing in to save the hostages. Joe drops a few pearls to Venus:
I renegotiate my copyright (you do not hear about those of SGAE)
And the phrase of the film: Dying is easy, the rock and roll is hard (this is me I think tattooing)
The bad places a bomb on Putin's daughter, and Joe comes bundled security officer and shot and the camera shakes like a Michael Bay movie. What the heck is the shooting scene is the end of the Rock.
I finished, the bad, the daughter runs off with Putin, Boris kids arrive, Britney kills to bad it was around loose in revenge for the death of his brother. The wicked flee to the basement and Putin and Joe van behind him. Joe and bad hosts and are bundled with a knife, good cakes but good fight. The bad guy is impaled with a lot of blood and other pearl loose Joe "I guess the concert is over" and given the replica Putin saying "I hope for encores, the bad Joe and Putin shoots the bad guy tops it with AK. The bad although you may not believe the last thing he says is Rosa Would your girlfriend, your wife, your favorite color?
medals scenes the security officer. Joe attends dressed and with his arm in a sling. Girls ask Putin an autograph, Putin also asked one and gives her a wig that is engraved behind Rock and Reed. Joe and security officer laugh. Britney arrives and gives the pyro and again says Joe Rock and Reed (This will be your particular Yipikaye or something). Bells Joe temita group. Weekend and see the rock band Joe playing the same subject, no money for more songs.
As a curiosity one of Putin's daughters is in real life daughter of Dolph, the guy is a real padrazo.
Summary: A tribute to good old action film, Dolph is proving to be quite solvent behind the scenes but too much of the classic copy, we would appreciate your time and rations sangre. Si esta peli se hubiera realizado en los 80 tendría una gran banda sonora pero son los tiempos que corren.
2010 - Agustín Lara
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