Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sample Letter To Disconnect My Telephone

superpost movies, all the new Steven Seagal and his reality show (AKA the fat of the queue)

careful what you say about me MRA

God is God and Seagal Steven Seagal Steven Seagal because he chose first.
(My father in full mystical revelation)

we say Let's get serious, and, as Dante says Cantabria in the post about Die Hard Steven Seagal cool for these 10 reasons;

1. Walking chuloputesco spent

2. Take the gun like a periscope (and never charge I might add)

Quiet baby and you're safe, then go to my house to watch Dirty Dancing

3. It's a total fashion victim, attention to all their styles (especially shoes and camisilla)

4. His eyes are half closed and Bud Spencer or Paquirrín, yet extremely easy ahostia you

5. Run like you have a stick in the ass



6. Lately his doubles work hard



7. I wonder how it would be in a Woody Allen movie (Stallone came in bananas)

8. Fluent in Japanese

9. I've only seen her smile in an ad for Gatorade or something similar



10. For all this and more, Steven Seagal

cool and I add an eleventh reason, even a fake trailer, Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher!


Steven Seagal - Cockpuncher (official Trailer) - Watch more amazing videos here

And with that we go to the pit:

New for film ; Machete (2010)

As follow this step will be one of the most prolific actors from the video action with almost three films a year each more hilarious, so far have been proposed Machete join the cast of the real movie trailer about the lie that opened Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror in Grindhouse leaflet, which has seen more success and more fans than the real movie, but I'm those who think that Planet Terror deserved more recognition for being a sincere tribute to the Italian Exploitation zombie, no false alibis intellectuals.

Now thanks to my friend Blood I find a thread discussing www.mataromorir.com (Best Film web hosts kids in the whole world) that Seagal has agreed to finally be in the film (take, take takes) making, care, drug lord.

At that De Niro Athens that I will teach a few tricks of action

Machete initially going to be released on DVD, but considering that you have Steven Seagal Robert De Niro together, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Don Johnson (Flip), Cheech Marin and I think Jeff Fahey has every chance to find an opening in theaters. The run in tandem himself Maniquis Robert Rodriguez and Ethan, one of his editors regularly on his debut behind the camera. Of course this wonder will star Danny Trejo.

The synopsis is to say something like:

Machete (Danny Trejo) is Mexico's federal police wandering the streets of Texas because of a bribery Torrez boss (Steven Seagal). Machete will be forced to accept an offer from a public relations (Jeff Fahey) who plans to assassinate a corrupt senator called McLaughlin (Robert De Niro). Betrayed, call on the help of Light (Michelle Rodriguez), "The Father" and April (Lindsay Lohan) a high society girl with a penchant for guns. At the same time will be pursued by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy agent.

Source: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=57752

I can not describe in words the desire I have to watch this movie, is faced Danny Trejo Seagal at the end of the film? Will it become good by taking a cable? Will it be all in a crappy cameo as Bruce Willis in Planet Terror? In 2010 we will leave doubts. Remember that Steven was about to appear in the much anticipated The Expendables and stood out mostly because one of the producers could not even see.

Surely all know him but if it is some misguided left the trailer in English:



New for Videoclub: On the run, The keeper and Driven To kill

Stevie never stops working, now wheel On the run from the little known part of that is about a guy (Seagal) who is imprisoned for a crime he did not commit and is released prison after 15 years. But he has yet another awesome movie in the bedroom, writes and produces the same, his name is The Keeper, and tells the story of a retired agent who must protect a poor girl from his captors, more or less the style of The on Fire (Man on Fire, 2004) but with much more grown-up chick for the big show us his skills and his ability Buddhist lover for sex Zen (OK, this last I have not invented).

The progress of The Keeper,



The trailer does not look bad, and he is the only credited screenwriter what phrases will ensure tons of pimping in the recently released online in our video stores " Kill Switch "which was also based on a script signed by Seagal alone and containing genuine pearls psychotronic as the scene of hammer and some dialogues cocky priceless; Pej;



And as I heated and talking about Seagal Kill Switch, here are the scene of the hammer. Fine thing.



has also debuted in the U.S. Driven to Kill on DVD, he plays a former Russian gangster is back on the streets, still have not seen it but the action scenes that look better Kill Switch where only twice ever fought back and the director was limited to four grafts Seagal effort putting faces.

The Driven to Kill trailer



New for the Tele: Lawman (BRUTAL!)

seen; http://www.steven-seagal. net /

other hand this week has confirmed that in December premieres of Steven Seagal reality show called, Steven Seagal: Lawman, which follows the adventures of our favorite big as "deputy sheriff" in Louisiana, a task that tells us he has played the past 20 years fighting crime and helping to train the SWAT in using firearms and melee. Of course this guy's ego is beyond measure, I thought I was capable of telling fibs to catch but it has no name. Thrilled by the trailer;


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