"That guy would have to go four years to college to earn the title of fucking idiot"
"Some say that Action Jackson had no mother, a NASA researcher created it to be the first man to wander through the streets of the moon without a spacesuit, others say his mother was raped by a bear "
-Jackson is so stupid that not even let you carry arms - Where? Where is? -Chances are you're cleaning the cage
"Do not touch the eggs to Action Jackson"
"Your friend has fainted again, have you threatened to eliminate him? "No, I have taught a photo of your girlfriend
- He almost rips his arm! "And ... there was yet another
-would you say to a guy with no arms or legs in a forest - Eh! trunk
"Wow this is more secure than the pussy of a virgin
-Raisin all night with me and not touch me, you're queer or police - I'm not queer
- Are you serious? "This more dead than the host
Action Jackson (1988) Adrina an article Mendonza
After viewing rigor of this awesome movie of the eighties, I have a question ... Why do not more papers were given to Carl Weathers?. I an "Action Jackson 2" or 3 or even 4 would have been really well. Or else in that role, other movies (the man had been phenomenon such as "Die Hard 2"). I do not see why.
said, "Action Jackson" begins with a mysterious tune, a helicopter on a skyscraper at night. Within it, a "yuppie" in the eighties and his secretary write a letter to the "labor union drivers (would not it be better," union workers in the automotive sector?). Well, stay with the figure of the union as it is the axis point of the whole movie.
I left the gas on ... not
While the yuppie throws to tackle rough rubiasca his secretary, enter, which masked McLane stage (with masks) and kill the Secretary of a nudge and the yuppie in a brutal way. They shoot a grenade and executive falls in flames to a restaurant. Work fine, fine, fine.
obviously a good way to find a match is not enced
The bad guys take off their masks and it turns out to care: A clone of McGyver, two clones of Modern Talking The father of "Blade" and a guy who looked like a farmer.
Blade's father, a farmer, the ghost of P. Swayze, Tom Waits and McGeaver
curtain Further to the credits come with a miscellany of images of the city of Detroit. Car factory, skyscraper, car factory, skyscraper ... While playing a song I would say it is modeled to track sung in "Police Academy 4" and the song is "Citizens on Patrol." After the credits, a raterillo (comic) is caught by two cops in uniform, which could well have been McHoney and Jones. And the police take to meet "Animal" Jackson.
the raterillo After fainting in the presence of Jericho "Action" Jackson (Carl Weathers), Jackson is called to the captain of the commissary. And there I had to stop the movie. Captain Earl Armbruster, is none other than "Mac" in "Predator" (Bill Duke) ... I was shocked to see no swearing, no spitting and dressed in suit and vest. Now that scares you anyway. Well, Captain Armbruster sends Jackson to a charity dinner of one Peter Dellaplane (big Craig T. Nelson), a mogul of the car. Jackson refused because he had a "little affair" with the son of Dellaplane after his arrest for sexual offenses. In the end, reluctantly going (who says no to Bill Duke, I do not).
fuck you, this is not like in Predator Apollo, I'm in charge here
After going to the charity dinner and drop many terse phrases between Jackson and Dellaplane, (and the emergence of a jamonorra Sharon Stone ) Apollo Creed, Jericho say Jackson is going to fly behind her ear.
This party is well darling, but I like the grilled MRA, ours has no future
Meanwhile, in the spring, Modern Talking McGyver and killed another yuppie who lives on a boat listening to opera. As the wild group, another fine job. Yuppie flying boat to make chips. Naturally comes out on TV and it happens (ah, the magic of cinema) that Jackson just came home removed his tie and the first thing you see on TV is another member of the party yuppie blablabla worker has died in a possible accident on his boat.
Mosqueado, Jackson returns to the Commissioner in the morning and asks his colleagues if they think there is a relationship between Dellaplane and crimes of the union. His companions say that maybe, maybe not and it would be better to go talk to an informant who has called several times. And just then call again and Jackson rush home from rat. This is Toni Moretti (very young Robert Davi) and knows more of the pie than he thinks. Cryptically given to understand that something very dodgy Dellaplane plot. Jackson is going to investigate and comes across Blade's father, dressed as the dealer.
Blade's father treacherously kills Moretti. And Jackson is pissed.
The readership increasingly aggressive
Meanwhile, the villain and declared that never sleeps Dellaplane or night, is in a private club to enjoy a nag eighties singer who goes by the name of Sidney (the singer "Vanity", but do not know who is ...). Dellaplane is wanted "Folha" and for that is addicted to intravenous drugs and false promises. As good movie eighties in Sydney is the cabbages are in this scene.
Jackson goes to the coroner to collect photos of the luncheon Moretti and will give the food to Dellaplane teaching him, his wife Sharon Stone and the union chief, photo rearward Moretti. And then other words are terse. Dellaplane To see that is not a piyuli, we see him training a Chinese to see who knows kung-fu. And briefly we see that in this movie comes out Al Leong!. Loud applause.
Tired of the proliferation of Chinese bazaars, Dellaplane gets down to work
At the same time, in a shower with more fog than London, we see Sharon Stone, apropos of nothing, naked. After washing, Patrice discovered through the "steward" of Dellaplane, that something very strange is going on and associates it with what Jackson told them over lunch. At that moment, "accidentally" Jericho Jackson arrives Dellaplane ask some questions, but just taking his lady and who wants to come clean.
going to a bar, and after telling what you know and go out, Blade's father tries to run them over with a taxi. Jackson gets angry and goes in pursuit of false driver ... on foot. And get it, I do not get it going with one of the best scenes typical of the eighties. Fruit stands, trucks with exploding gas cylinders ... typical. Jackson believes that after the last shock Blade's senior luncheon and decides out of the way before the police arrive.
Dellaplane 's wife coming home to a huge mistake and tells her husband what the butler heard that it Jackson has had everything. Dellaplane cruelly killing and prepares to charge all the owl to Jackson. At the other end of town, Jackson knows (through wafers) to Sydney to tell you what they know. But Sidney is very kick and takes him home. On the way you hear on the radio that you are looking to him for the murder of women Dellaplane. So the junkie decides to Sydney to their piece of home and upon arrival, it explodes.
As in the street is not going to be, Jackson leads her to a squalid hotel in the neighborhood where he grew up, run by a former boxer cachondon. Sidney says that if you want "Folha" but Jackson, who is decent and good and hard of plasti nasti said.
The next day, after seeing that you have robbed your classic car and pick a huge tantrum, Jackson and Sidney van a few pool tables (which typically ... but cool) where such a father ask for Doc, and after a little chat with the bartender , Jackson sees Daddy Doc, of which only the testicles in a jar. One of the gang is none other than a child of gold, Branscombe Richmond.
regulars, they are bad people, are caught betraying Jackson and nearly cut balls to it as well if not for the interruption of perraca (but drained of meat for my taste) in Sydney.
After a hilarious scene full of Tollin and slaps, the couple returned to the flophouse. There, the former boxer tells Jackson that if you just want information, you must go to the salon of a sister "twin" Aretha Franklin is a goalie and "coincidentally" knows almost all of Dellaplane merde. And it all leads to a shop steward with the last name O'Ronney. While
Hotel, Sydney is looking for a chute with a camel very stressed. Jackson goes into a rage and you measure the back until you tossed out the window. At that time, the agents that could be Lassard Academy, trying to get to Jackson and his new bride, but these are just stealing the police car.
Sidney, reluctantly agrees to help Jackson with the plan to trick him to a cement O'Rooney where Jackson gets a confession hosts O, Rooney. Dellaplane plan (pun intended) is to kill the head of the unions and O'Rooney put in place to control unions.
Then come McGyver and company taking prisoners to Jackson and Sydney. She will take her to the mansion Dellaplane, and he plans to make his face a map until I die. But before their plans Dellaplane tells his life and what is worse and Jackson played eggs, how to think to kill Sidney.
I rub my hands thinking about how cruel I am ...
When Dellaplane goes, Jackson is about to get a steak for a Modern Talking, but "in extremis" the bodyguard of Sydney, a mole called "Lord End" releases lian to Jackson and the Modern manguzás Talking and uncle's farm. One had burned alive, another shot hit him with the grenade launcher. Others working fine.
Another worker burned by the crisis
And we reach the end where "Action" Jackson comes uninvited to the party, Dellaplane trap, but do not go alone. That seems like a pilgrimage. It carries with it the former boxer from the hotel, Mr. raterillo the beginning and End. Dellaplane realize security failures at home and sneak like a wedding and tells McGyver, Al Leong and other killers who are the parrot.
killing quietly, as it should be, a fine job
Between whistles and flutes, Blade's father, who had died almost killed the head of the union with a sniper rifle, and I say Jackson almost pulled the tree where he had climbed and impaled on a fence.
It creates chaos and confusion and Dellaplane runs to take refuge in his village, taking a hostage to Sydney. We see one thing and another, the more thugs are defeated Chung Dellaplace absurd and comic ways (what the fuck!) By colleagues in Jackson.
blade it turns out, was not immune to light
inflated Jackson was the shit and decides to end once and for all with the kid taking a sports Dellaplane and stamping it and going through the abode of the wicked bad. In shocking scenes just trampling the steward and eventually arrives where they were hiding Dellaplane and Sydney. There are more than words and fight like men, ie a clean host.
not because I smelled it would end like this ...
the end, Jackson has no choice but to shoot Dellaplane as he does the same. Dead wrong, in a minute, Jackson was promoted to Captain Armbruster finger and Sidney is cured "by magic" of his addiction to drugs. And finally ...
As a film that is pure action movie eighties, and fellow cops. The soundtrack is one of those at the time, pure and simple synthesizer or eighties pop. Pure visual delight for their persecution and their dialogues hearing veiled threats. It must be said that the dubbing is excellent as the voice of Carl Weathers is to Constantino Romero (for me not to do anything more than double) and Craig T. Nelson Doubler is Sean Connery. Act or dubbing. I said ... awesome movie.
TTE: Tits: 3 (could be larger), Shots 8 (if the hosts have as shots ...) and Explosions 7 (The few that there are exaggerated and gratuitous, lol ...) Note to criticism.: 8 ( pure action movie eighties, but I expected more action than Jackson).
The other day I told my father that he was worried because tomorrow turning 27 sticks, turned his attention to a moment "The sports world" and asked:
- Well what's the problem? - - That morning I have a year papa - - No no, is just one day more, the other thing you carry in tow -
And once again my father was not without reason, so we have to take life to the fullest and leverage everything you can and if it is in the company of good friends because much better.
For the friends and family is worth to be around, and if they are like mine I make the best gift of all that is putting up all day and above entertain me with your presence in my garden full of bebercio , food and gifts, including this piece of camisetacas to continue to span the blog at all hours.
Through the afternoon, thanks to those who made an effort to spend the night and howling at the moon ended with me after the morning, thanks to my father as he could defend the honor of the film of the eighties and general thank you all for accepting me as I am, back frikazo of volume and still not for a second, with their peculiar ideas, capable of chloroform conversationalist who crosses his path and shot entirely immune to reality. She and the routine just say that out loud Howitzer proclaimed as good chops roasted.
"Fuck you / I will not change / fuck you no / not going to change" if
, Whether the post is fatally writing, but I have a horse and I'm Hangover at low capacity, excuse me.
Well, it was conquered. Stallone went to Venice to pick up his prize, " Gloria Jaeger-Le Coultre" , and incidentally showed the director's version of "John Rambo" with twelve minutes and a teaser trailer for "The Expendables."
"(...) in the version seen in the festival are 12 minutes devoted to understanding the character and not so much focus on violence (...)"
As always boring hair pulling, Stallone defended the coherence of his work, something that readers of this blog have commented many times, and that the organizers of the one shown seem to share;
"(...) a hero, to me, is someone who is afraid but at the same time is able to overcome this and that in spite of that fear is capable of reaching the final, albeit at the expense of his own life (...)"
winning film of the festival do not ask me because I have no idea or how is the poster, which has no waste screener is the teaser of "The Expendables" that round the net, here I leave with him, enjoy, because it seems that Stallone will not disappoint, and I even thought I saw a car like the Cobra had in going through a glass and everything
addition as surely already know also recently spoke about the plot of Rambo V, which has been provisionally named Rambo V: Wild Game, which follows the adventures of John Rambo faced a race genetically altered creatures beyond the control of those responsible, it seems that the film will be a cross between Predator, Universal Soldier and Rambo. Fine thing ...
- What Rocky has done for him put in prison? (My father during the first minutes of Locked )
-NTF ... - What does it mean? "Do not trust, is the phrase survival
" I brought a roll of ass, if you want to write poetry or something
"Two things, I'm Meissner two, do not go fucking Meissner
"You can not break
- Name and number! -Leone May 10
Lock Locked up (1989) John Flynn
If Cobra (Cobra, 1986) was a reading of "Dirty Harry" (Dirty Harry, 1971) adapted to a particular time period and the history of the United States provided the perspective of a peculiar type stimulant like Sylvester Stallone, Enclosed (Lock Up, 1989) can be understood as a very distorted view of another prism film tandem of veteran Clint Eastwood and director Don Siegel, The escape of Alcatraz (Escape from Alcatraz, 1979).
I do not mean just by trivial details such as the central characters in both films address the name of Frank or begin your stay in jail in his underwear or naked, but because "Locked" and "Escape from Alcatraz" parade through elements common as old as same gender.
The bridges are there, the first, the warden despot who enjoys getting screened inmates go to whores, both the face and voice of two excellent actors, Donald Sutherland and Patrick McGoohan. On the other hand the figure of the bully, the "Chechen" of the prison, Chino Webber (Sonny Landham) combined with the sadistic insanely homosexual tendencies and guard Manly (Jordan Lund) make the life of Frank Stallone Leone through hell, and if it is based might well result in Wolf (Bruce M. Fischer) aggressor and violator frustrated for Frank Lee Morris Clint Eastwood, that both characters end up taking refuge in the friendship of a black representative of the group, the transfer to the appellant in any film hole prison, punishment for all but the Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape" who spent time with his ball; the way the punch passes inmate inmate by the court to nowhere or the recurring theme of illusions seized, the destruction of car big swings reminiscent of chrysanthemums and the tables had been the warden of Alcatraz to piss off Clint and his companions. Are all common places masterpiece Don Siegel made his nearly thirty years ago and the director of Enclosed, John Flynn, author of the best movie ever made about revenge, Korea Express (Rolling Thunder, 1977) takes to integrate them within their prison. Even if TUVISA be awarded the authorship of the movie someone would certainly Stallone, used to review the scripts and control rather the result of their movies at that time.
But Stallone is willing to deform and renew as possible the classic look of the prison film, despite the clichés, Eastwood moves away from looking very vulnerable despite muscle to look just out of the filming of Rambo III (view today, better than the second installment) even allowing mourn in the foreground, moving back to the figure of the neighborhood loser who walks with his hands in his pockets, one of those heartwarming characters and how well you sounded out, and as to the Italian Stallion every time he came home in Rocky (Rocky, 1976) plays with the kids in his neighborhood to the ball in the opening scene of the movie, a party that is repeated in the middle of the film footage in the prison yard ("reminiscent Evasion or Victoria?), only now Stallone does not play with guys but with other inmates in the mud, lost children each in his way about better and worse to the harshness of life has led to these four walls , so it is no coincidence that Frank Leone have to take a beating to win the match, losing the ring he gave his girlfriend and ends on the ground, but despite that rises and returns to his cell, because what could make a man keep walking as part of life strikes him? that's why I put "Locked" with the saga "Rocky" also shares with the soundtrack of "Survivor" I hawk "in the category their victorious losers films, whose philosophy is summed up in Rocky Balboa (Rocky Balboa, 2006) once again demonstrating the coherence with which Sly has faced his work
- (..) No one hit as hard as life. But no matter how hard you can hit, it matters how hard you can hit you and move forward, how much you can resist, and move on (...)
So here is not consumed flight, despite having opportunities to run away, just keep moving as it always has, relying on the little things, hopes artificial, small details like that car that rehabilitate working group (the group of prisoners who tarred the roof in The Shawshank Redemption) a blatant metaphor for freedom or when Dallas (Tom Sizemore) enters the room and tells Frank,
- Sorry I could not book table - as if they had something better option
Or the time when the nurse asks Frank about the state of First Base (Larry Romano) and Dallas
answers - I have sent home - knowing both that this pushing daisies six feet underground. Small
illusions, but as Frank says Leone to first base at the time when the old man is feeding the pigeons;
"He has nothing but is more than you have ... here is a little thing, but what is there to protect you ... -
So if I had to choose a time to summarize the philosophy of the film, gives serious when Eclipse Frank pure before leaving the prison
- I got it from Fidel Castro himself - tells Eclipse, both smile and hug even a lie like a piano while playing this wonderful score by Bill Conti (author also of the OST Rocky), but it is best that Eclipse and makes it clear that even if you stay locked inside are not going to fail to live by illusions, and if there is us they are going to have to invent dreams are themselves not belong to anyone, not even the governor, Stallone reminds us when he was released from the hole and tells his colleagues do not think that the car belongs or the shop because everything is owned by the warden.
What choice we have to continue living, we are inside or outside prison, as a teacher of mine used to say, in life are going to have ups and downs but will remember only the good, so despite what you have bitched that Leone will miss the Captain Meissner (John Amos) is, "that amazing smile of yours."
Better than a trailer, a video clip of super survivor theme of "Ever Since The World Began" for the film, which also continuing with the issue of not escape, stay and face to emerge victorious in what was saying and I
Along stand a man of stone
Against the driving rain Behold the greatness of Stallone, who was riding a prison leak movie with no escape, that speaks of friendship in difficult times and reminds us once again that one hit as hard as life.
I am pleased present the first collaboration I get on the blog, a review without wasting Predator, built by the great Dante Cantabria, come and enjoy.
"Hey! 're bleeding "I have no time to bleed
" If it bleeds, we can kill him.
"It's time to pull the bag impatient ... Predator (an article by Dante Cantabria) Predator (1987) John Mctiernan
The truth is that I find it hard to write objectively about Predator , my movie I frame in adolescence, with its spectacular mix of action and science fiction genres preferred by the undersigned along with the teen comedy "Made in USA" ( Porky's, Teen Wolf, Can not Buy Me Love etc. ETC. ) where do you think the youngsters who left the movies in the series "American Pie" ?
remember like it was yesterday when I went into my favorite video store, take the classic look at the news and there was the legendary cover missed covering the case of VHS, a format that seems more authentic than the cold dvd. Recently I was in movies like memory "Commando" and "Executioner" starring supercache menacing it occupied almost the entire cover and concluded (do not ask me why) it must be a third of a trilogy that existed only in my imagination. Arnold was already a fan of "Spermerser" as my grandfather called from "Terminator" and "Conan the Barbarian" (by the way has anyone seen "Hercules in new york" ?, It is absolutely hallucinogenic) So I went home from a colleague and we prepared to see her, Predator, many coca colas and some "pink panthers", there still legendary cakes (by the way this colleague, passionate of role-playing games and manga more destroyer, was the same he got on a trip to England, vo, a movie that had not yet been released in Spain: "Bloodsport" , discovering his friend Jean Claude). Also after seeing Predator , saw " Urushokidoji, the lord of evil" , the legendary manga, imagine more scrotumtightening late afternoon, but that is another story ... My colleague and I, we were ojipláticos after viewing this great work (also with that of flipe "urushokidogi" , but for other "reasons"). The film could not start better. After the credits, with spacecraft included (this shook us up completely, because I remember we thought this would be "Commando 3, the return of Matrix" or something like that) are an emerging helicopters Sunset somewhere cerquita of Ecuador (this plane, little ones he has not been invented my idolized Mr Bay, and was from Apocalipsys Now ). The images suggest heat, humidity and I bebiéndome my first Coca Cola, as was cool! Sits apparatus, with the score from the legendary Alan Silvestri background, booming, powerful and seamless as a warning of what is to arrive.
They got little by little they seem more supersoldiers (nothing to do with fags accompanying Stallone in "John Rambo" , tattoo and so much shit and then as they arrive in Burma) to arrive back-plane of the "group leader." There she is, with a red Lacoste polo or similar, about to burst, profiden smile and a "Montecristo king size" between the teeth, the Austrian gold, which here is called "Alan Ducht" but we'll call Arnold, period.
enter into a kind of barracks, command post, and here comes the first males of the film, ie "Conan vs. Apollo Creek" greet warmly, but not as I with my colleagues, no, those are sissies, but a handshake, which becomes a battle between the two, with the biceps of one and another about to explode ("tribute to " I, the hawk ?), at the same time say things like:
Arnaldo:
- What is it, Dilon (here called Apollo Dilon,), the CIA you to put to work in an office? Did we? (10 seconds before and had lied to the mother, as an initial greeting)
Apollo therefore not only makes sounds like "ggñgñggññgguffffff" trying to win pulse, which is unlikely of course.
After greeting each other, but not rub much (they are tough guys, here the underground sexuality does not exist). So "Dilon" Arnaldo former teammate, now works in quartermaster for the CIA, warming a chair in an office with air conditioning, tells Arnold that somewhere in Central America, near where they are, a group of berets Green led by an old acquaintance of both, has not returned from a mission that has to do with a politician has retained metepatas involving guerrillas, but actually is an excuse for a Dilon not fall into the hands of the Russians support the aforementioned guerrilla (in fact the reason why the elite group into the jungle I am never quite clear, but the truth is that neither know nor do I care). Arnaldo reluctantly and other "Expendables" , accompanied by Dillon, they take a helicopter and became embroiled in what looks like a mission over many, before accompanying them in the helicopter to take them to slaughter, will make a short description this particular "wild group" ; Arnaldo As I have described above a little pass to Apollo-Carl Weathers, former teammate on the town's character Arnold, now gentrified and over a little traidorzuelo, but only slightly , but then have time to redeem ...
spent the next phenomenon, the great Jesse Ventura, Arnold harasser in the highly recoverable "Haunted" , a film advance what will happen some day in the "reality shows" on TV 5 and continue through the way to go ..., here named "Blain", or two meters of rope, and handles almost as Arnold, and it also has the gun more scrotumtightening of 80, a Soviet Gaitlin (same helicopters carrying Soviet chase scenes Stallone several "Rambo" and "Rambo 3" , only the guy takes with one hand while with the other scratching the balls on par with killing a guerrilla unhappy. This gun spits out two hundred thousand rounds per minute heats with ease before you empty the magazine. For gafapasta this would be a clear phallic symbol ... anyway.
The following Actionman, served with "Mac" and it stars actor Bill Duke also came in "Commando" , where it has a dramatic knife fight with Arnold, but ultimately dies with the other fifty thousand brush Arnold in the film. Maintains a homoerotic relationship with "Blain", is also black and I think the voice has been stolen from Brian Bosworth, in "Cold as steel" , right?
Now my favorite, if you ladies and gentlemen, boys and gafapastas, the great Sonny Landheer Weeber or Chinese! Donald Sutherland's armed wing in "Locked" Stallone fan bitching to return to manage the roost in the bag. Here plays a Native American (Indian or a lifetime) with the name "Billy", not "Sitting Bull" or "Eagle of the green fields" not called that, and it is very mystical and New Age and exercises tracker at the same time has spider sense, every time the predator is lurking, he noted.
With a look at the "Thunder" character is the coolest command.
Time for Richard Chaves, "Poncho" to friends, acts as an interpreter of English and despite being the most emaciated of the group is the last to croak. Use grenades and Uzi submachine gun, weapons of all classic eighties film lovers.
Le the turn Hawkins (Shane Black), who deserves to die since the fall of the helicopter as it has unprintable jokes saint and beatified in this blog, not green, but because they are bad balls as well the predator is looking like there gafapastoide and obviously does not happen. But best of all, this uncle, part actor, is a writer and nothing more and nothing less than the cross out cross out! Lethal Weapon 1 and 2 ", or that Riggs and Mourtaugh dialogues, are written by this guy. That's " I am old for this, " that said Danny Glover, Mel Gibson when he got into a problem, I invented this writer got to actor ... So what to do ... Oh I think dealing with explosives, I was too busy figuring out their jokes and I I miss this detail .
Well, to the point, after a helicopter viajecillo the music of "Little Richards" background (I have it as line in the mobile, in honor of this film, along with the "Gunnery Sergeant Haighwey" when I called my grandfather) and a feud between Dillon and Blain (Blain spits snuff, for tough guys chew snuff) on foot of Dillon and this threatens to looking tiger, finally things kids, get off the helicopter into the jungle trap in this film works as a disruptive and threatening to allow the alien to play hide and seek with our hormones boy scouts. After a brief, guarded by the predator always subjectively escojonado found a helicopter and several mangled bodies, some without backbones, without head and without other anatomy that carries the predator as a trophy. And is that the animal is a fetish out-and-out, as the space suit's friend is very sadomaso and if you join the arsenal of edged weapons carrying and definitely look Trendy, give direct passport to make a movie with Rocco Siffredi in plan "Rocco to the Forbidden Planet .
Arnold, and wide-eyed (this is done much in this movie, as if Gayumbo pinch or so) takes the plate of one of them, the famous "Jim Hooper" , former colleague, and saying "would not be so easily surprised," while Billy begins to alter and Blain takes the po ... that the gaitlin at which the flame "impatience" (If this is not a reference to the penis, lose God and see it) and continue until you reach the rebel camp. There than usual, courtesy witness an execution by the association of friends of Mikhail Gorbachev, Mexican extras screaming eating beans that the brush etc etc. Start
good, our cheerful boys begin to be placed in strategic positions to a single gesture of Arnaldo (it shows the military training they received all the actors before shooting began and Jesse Ventura as well as Richard Chaves were former veterans of Viet -nan, in real life). Then hell breaks loose (for the poor fighters, that is) All this shot with the Tiernan Mc unmistakable style that is always focused action from the best point of view, without the dizzying camera movements of Michael Bay and his contemporaries, with a frenzied pace without using twenty thousand planes per second. since the rhythm is marked by the sequence itself and not the courts. The Die Hard director to get us to swallow that seven ropes brushing medium South American army, walking, barely breaking a sweat and sweat or leaving a few of those funky phrases that we love, like when Poncho Blain tells " Hey, you're bleeding ", after a powerful piece of shrapnel arm, to which Blain says, "I have no time to bleed" Arnaldo or enters a hut, throwing down the door exclaiming "Knock, knock" to act massacre followed a couple of Russians who seem selling weapons to the guerrillas and the best: When nailing a machete to a guerrilla in a wall and drop a "Do not move" , Descojonado.
Excluding taunts causing "impatient" , especially to poor tree pruning from 10 yards away, along with poor guerrilla who was out there uploaded. One moment, I leave the second multi orgasmic scene of the film ... As the rest of the group is taking a stand to brush the guerrillas, Arnold gave the order to a somewhat peculiar, ie, put a c4 explosive in a huge wooden cart, which is the power generator that powers all guerrilla installation. So that raises the car up to the generator (and a diesel generator eye, say it is full, together with a cart of solid wood, can weigh 200 or 250 kg) lift it until you remove the caps, it moves and throws it against the command post. Total commands everyone to take the ass and from there begins the ordeal of the guerrillas.
After brushing the camp, pick up a prisoner, Ana (Eldipidia Carrillo), and Arnold gets angry with Dillon, and that his men used to do the dirty work, "This is a rescue group, we are not murderers," as he did at first, while embedded with Dilon against wall. It is curious that none of the members of the group respects Dilon, despite being a higher military rank than them, which gives an idea of \u200b\u200bthe contempt of these types to military games, drawing a parallel with the character of Mayor "El Sargento de Hierro" Clint Eastwood that undermines and joke all the time: Here, the character of Carl Weathers suffered misunderstanding of soldiers who left long ago to be civilized and they despise everything sounds like a tamed. Despite all our Apollo Creed acquire its former state of consciousness as it develops the film, a character development worthy of the arthouse films of French cinema of the 70 (Jua jua I do not believe nor I )
Well in short, evil Russians are selling weapons to the guerrillas (as usual, until I "Soviet, the answer" or "Red Scorpion" ) and political more signs that the CIA is estab ... Come on, someone you really care about this?. Certainly not to me ....
continues, the evident superiority of "The Expendables" Puts hot the "Chupacabras" (always thought the legend of the Chupacabras, the bug that it is an institution in South America, more or less as the "Yeti" in the Himalayas and is supposed to be a pet alien a UFO was left forgotten, inspired the screenwriters), which decides to pursue to hunt one on one, except the girl and that is armed.
The first to fall is the writer of lethal weapon that leaves no glasses pasta. The girl, who witnesses the attack and it is your fault for running away from his guardian, or Dilon, Arnaldo because the questions were so fast that no one has seen anything except it, but just merely saying that "it was the jungle." Here the movie completely changes the registration as "Supermen" that take all the footage chest out, become a group of cheerleaders from those who have contracted to the scene to die as if this were " Last Friday, 13 Halloween night on Elm Street ". The movie goes from being a spectacular but topical action film to become an epic science fiction where anything can happen. It shows the predator, with his invisible suit, but slightly visible (a fx East certainly laugh at the shit your current visual effects). Now there is something like that has already been tested by members of U.S. special forces. It is a kind of breastplate provided similar minicameras million pixels of the current lcds are just cameras and screen at once, that is recorded in advance for it to look behind and vice versa). Once again science fiction ahead of reality, and the predator is actually a gigantic camera with two million megapixels reversible ... "You have to fuck" I'd say Blain.
Indeed death follows precisely the aforementioned stars, in the third scene of the movie multiorgasmic. Following the death of little boy held gafapastoide, Arnold, already smell the toast, in part thanks to Billy, who is giving to watch that with phrases like "What is out there is not of this world" and "We will all die" , orders combed the perimeter looking for the body . At one point, the group gets lost Blain, "impatient" in hand, then it appears the chupacabras in plan "Marian Year" and clear shoot first and then ask. Before you can pull the trigger, the Predator has already struck, and immediately displayed all with Matt Sergeant, actual "couple" of Blain, the head color flips when she sees her boyfriend. So fucks the "impatient" and begins to trigger the bug, which runs off. Results: Five guys all shooting at nothing, without a fixed target, those Greenpeace protesting the scene, and half jungle to hell, that if the sequence scrotumtightening and I enjoying a great time and embarrassment to my colleague Pink Panthers (I remember like it was yesterday) after the visual orgasm, Arnaldo orders everyone to stay still and mount a series of defensive traps to see if they hunt.
Mat Night falls and obscures the death of his friend while standing guard, heard a noise but it is a boar (that I've seen it in "Outlander" , twenty years later, only with a bear) I believe hunting that's what this is massacring and the Alien takes the time to take the body of the fallen, fucking ghoul intimate scene with Matt Blain ... In short, no longer respect anything. The girl begins to speak, that if the grandmother and her stories of chupacabras, that if you're like chameleons to change color, then Dilon you think are a couple of soldiers and Arnaldo not, but that "if it bleeds, we kill " (by the way his use of focus blur Mac Tiernan during conversations is Keynote transcendental) and so on. So we changed the single storey traps and climb the trees and see what happens .. .
After a sequence of transition in which the defense made that quite evidently a video clip of "Locomia" all shirtless, on plan "A" team, singing "Macho Men" the "Village People ", appears incredibly predator falls into one of them (a thousand years of advanced technology, and falls into a network, which vulgar Lobster Bay) will soar, and Matt runs after taking off her clothes, ready to fuck her killing her boyfriend. Unexpectedly (by the balls, because they see it coming), while others escape scared shitless in the opposite direction, Dilon offers to go, knowing that frees your staff position. The kill them both, (the death of Dilon is spectacular and again the excellent use of focus and blur "Made in McTiernan" , plus a rotating camera fully justified, not as a director that I was ... and that I'm a fan of it.
Billy falls during flight, in a new scene multiorgasmic (and go ...) is: stop, Arnaldo yells, what the fuck to try, while, he does ignored his superior, took off his shirt, takes the knife to cut hair, is placed over a log and cut his chest claiming acojonar the predator. Of course a terrifying scream, out of plane tells us that Billy's gone to "Great Plains" . Total Poncho, Arnaldo girl And run and run, and after I told them that palm Poncho reaching and leaving the Governatorato alone with her. Arnold, who also has been reached send the girl to run away and get into a helicopter pilot in which the predator without a suit (it seems that "Kevin Peter Hall" , a two-meter specialist actor give life to different monsters , who doubles in this film and the handling apparatus at the same time is also hidden under the guise of the predator and that even the very "Jean Claude Van Damme" was shuffled to give life to the alien, before being superstar ... the predator you imagine flying kicking?) Finally the two real stars of the film facing. The bug is perfectly and deploys the full arsenal to hunt down our hero. I say "It looks perfectly" , because it is real, tangible and physically present, it is not "Jar Jar Bings" or anything, because you sweat and even get a good idea of \u200b\u200bhow it will smell the goat to which we add that no four planes a minute, and dizzying camera movements. Someday I will articulate my thesis because battles "Braveheart" I like (because they are) and those of "Gladiator" no, (that are not).
The following twenty minutes are magnificent; Arnaldo hiding the bug after falling through a waterfall, full of mud and realizing that while it is covered in shit is invisible to the Alien (new change of roles), the predator shooting in the dark, dodging such as Arnold, which Tarzan. Then each one in his corner preparing the next assault, as if this were "Rocky IV". The Alien looking around while healing the wounds and put his trophies on the fucking shitting because it lacks the most part chunga. Arnold plan calls on "William Wallace" , the predator that is, given a locally termed the shit, the other shit instead of fear as a human being either calls it ugly when you remove the spacesuit ...
Finally everything spectacular and improbable sequences but you believe them as they are well shot (the last delivery "Full Gas" is an example of dramatic scenes WHO IS NOT THERE THE A CRE) and the same goes for special effects (the bug "Outlander" , for example, a movie that shares this concept with IS A FUCKING CARTOON ), and say nothing of the two supplies of "Alien Vs Predator" , some day I shit on these two films as God intended, and to compare this or lower although hilarious "Predator 2" with new deliveries is like comparing "Interview with the Vampire the shit bitch Twilight ), a dramatic climax, blood flowed in, the hero smoking, violence, an excellent example of how to go teaching the "bad" gradually until it is loaded Arnaldo, the brilliant musical score by Alan Silvestri, sound, locations ... absolutely everything 100 per 100 eighties and PERFECT.
The worst thing is that sometimes great and sometimes horrible, Robert Rodriguez, seeks "reinvent" the franchise, whatever that may entail. May God take us confessed.
I left the gas on ... 
obviously a good way to find a match is not 
Blade's father, a farmer, the ghost of P. Swayze, Tom Waits and McGeaver 
fuck you, this is not like in Predator Apollo, I'm in charge here 
This party is well darling, but I like the grilled MRA, ours has no future 
The readership increasingly aggressive 
Tired of the proliferation of Chinese bazaars, Dellaplane gets down to work 
I rub my hands thinking about how cruel I am ... 
Another worker burned by the crisis 
killing quietly, as it should be, a fine job 
blade it turns out, was not immune to light 
not because I smelled it would end like this ... 
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